Transcription: Hello love. A mister and missus can't come to the phone just now. Ooh, they're in the middle of a particularly gripping episode of Coronation Street. Oh, but they don't like anyone to know that they watch it, so don't let on that I told you. You know, I always get blamed when people find out things they're not supposed to know. But don't you worry, I won't let a word slip out about you now, will I? You just go right ahead and pour your little heart out after the beep. Right, there you are.
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